Her Pinterest was basically just photos of vintage dresses and Murray Rothbard memes but that didn’t keep Jumbalaya from tweeting each update.
It was the third time this week she had experienced impure thoughts about David Addington.
All Batterypack could do now was pray.
Sugarbooger had recently been named President and CEO of Windstar Capital Advisors. What little spare time he had was spent blogging on climate change and advancing his “Pool of Marbles” argument.
“Essentially, in a pool full of 10,000 blue marbles,” Sugarbooger typed his words briskly, “the replacement of one blue marble with one green marble would represent the equivalent ratio of additional carbon from emissions into the Earth’s atmosphere. To believe a change so infinitesimal could be catastrophic is simply not science. “
The Matrix had struggled as a lounge act in Bakersfield until he started sprinkling his sets with friendly banter. “Moochelle stinks” was a crowd favorite.
A heavy sigh—
For the last time, here AGAIN are the reasons why Mark Brendanawicz considers himself a small-l libertarian…
None of MC Grandma’s friends had the heart to tell her this new S.E. Cupp look wasn’t working.
Magellan vehemently disagreed with his neighbor. The social democrats were not the same as Nazis. At least the Nazis maintained a belief in private property rights.
Bundle usually spent his Saturdays in his 12 valve Cummins rollin coal on packs of cyclists.
It wasn’t the 15 cent Christmas tree tax that had so bothered Guinevere, it was the gender-bending element of her Santa costume.
Nummer had given up trying to suppress his shock as his friend explained how Obama is actually Malcolm X’s son. The past three years were beginning to make so much sense.
