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Romney’s advisers insisted Mitt say ‘food stamp’ three times in the Fox and Friends spot. They were at two. Deputy Campaign Director Kaboodle watched intently, waiting..
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Romney’s advisers insisted Mitt say ‘food stamp’ three times in the Fox and Friends spot. They were at two. Deputy Campaign Director Kaboodle watched intently, waiting..

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Bumbershoot knows Obama has a death wish for Israel.
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Bumbershoot knows Obama has a death wish for Israel.

  • 9 months ago
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All the interns were libs. Juicy Juice could smell their Nazi ideology from across the office.
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All the interns were libs. Juicy Juice could smell their Nazi ideology from across the office.

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Dr. Mark Greene didn’t really feel like arguing. After all, this was a family barbecue. Besides, his words kept being misconstrued by the young libs. He did not claim Palestinians were an invented people, only that their collective history was a massive fabrication.
He just shook his head and sighed as he tucked into his third mouse burger.
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Dr. Mark Greene didn’t really feel like arguing. After all, this was a family barbecue. Besides, his words kept being misconstrued by the young libs. He did not claim Palestinians were an invented people, only that their collective history was a massive fabrication.

He just shook his head and sighed as he tucked into his third mouse burger.

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Eggroll has a whole album’s worth of anti-Marxist rock and roll songs he knows will really rattle Obummer’s cage.
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Eggroll has a whole album’s worth of anti-Marxist rock and roll songs he knows will really rattle Obummer’s cage.

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Her Pinterest was basically just photos of vintage dresses and Murray Rothbard memes but that didn’t keep Jumbalaya from tweeting each update. 
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Her Pinterest was basically just photos of vintage dresses and Murray Rothbard memes but that didn’t keep Jumbalaya from tweeting each update. 

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It was the third time this week she had experienced impure thoughts about David Addington.
All Batterypack could do now was pray.
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It was the third time this week she had experienced impure thoughts about David Addington.

All Batterypack could do now was pray.

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Sugarbooger had recently been named President and CEO of Windstar Capital Advisors. What little spare time he had was spent blogging on climate change and advancing his “Pool of Marbles” argument.
“Essentially, in a pool full of 10,000 blue marbles,” Sugarbooger typed his words briskly, “the replacement of one blue marble with one green marble would represent the equivalent ratio of additional carbon from emissions into the Earth’s atmosphere. To believe a change so infinitesimal could be catastrophic is simply not science. “
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Sugarbooger had recently been named President and CEO of Windstar Capital Advisors. What little spare time he had was spent blogging on climate change and advancing his “Pool of Marbles” argument.

“Essentially, in a pool full of 10,000 blue marbles,” Sugarbooger typed his words briskly, “the replacement of one blue marble with one green marble would represent the equivalent ratio of additional carbon from emissions into the Earth’s atmosphere. To believe a change so infinitesimal could be catastrophic is simply not science. “

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The Matrix had struggled as a lounge act in Bakersfield until he started sprinkling his sets with friendly banter. “Moochelle stinks” was a crowd favorite.
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The Matrix had struggled as a lounge act in Bakersfield until he started sprinkling his sets with friendly banter. “Moochelle stinks” was a crowd favorite.

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A heavy sigh—
For the last time, here AGAIN are the reasons why Mark Brendanawicz considers himself a small-l libertarian…
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For the last time, here AGAIN are the reasons why Mark Brendanawicz considers himself a small-l libertarian…

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